Sunday, 23 January 2011

Exotico! Erotico!



As previously reported, Cliff Twemlow's autobiography 'Tuxedo Warrior' was made into a film in 1982. Bizarrely, the film makers turned the Mancunian bouncer protagonist into a bar owner in South Africa, then embroiled him in a love triangle and a diamond smuggling operation. Always game, Twemlow appeared in a supporting role but must have made a mental note to be the star of his own show in future (he's in the trailer, by the way, the big blond bloke kicking the star in the head at the start who then loses his shirt).

The trailer is in Spanish (I think, it's not one of my languages, i.e. English) which is amusing in itself, but the moment when the announcer breathlessly says 'lo exotico...co lo erotico' is when I usually start giggling.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AMAZING!

I will translate for you!

"Dress Suit Warrior does not look for problems.. he mades them .."

"From the most luxury Casinos .. to the deathly jungles of Africa"

"He mixes the danger ......... with desire ..."

Lady "I love you .." (while she is being rape...)

"The Exotic ....... with the Erotic"

"Dress Suit Warrior ... in one side he is a fighter ...... in the other, a lover .."

Lady "what you can not have, you destroy it"

Dress Suit Warrior "Nobody has past and nobody has future"

"He is just one man against all others, it is a expensive game where everyone bets with his life"

Dress Suit Warrior "move .. move or we are fucked .. MOVE!"

"Dress Suit Warrior

HE FIRST KISSES YOU
AND THEN HE SHOOTS YOU"


OMFG LOL WTF HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

I am sure my english is not the best, but I hope you enjoy it now that you can understand all they are saying. It is amazing .. Dress Suit Warrior LOL! That is how the translated into spanish..

From Spain,
Jos

Unmann-Wittering said...

Fantastic! Thanks, Jos, that's great.