Tuesday, 14 September 2010

The Sweet: Jump The Fence

I met a girl,she was double-breasted
After this story, I was arrested
I said 'give me more room, no more talkin'
Come let your stilettos do the walkin'
and I said...

Jump the fence
Jump the fence

She came for a visit, and I said 'What is it?'
The girl had a problem she liked to discuss
Her burnin' feelin' that rose to her ceiling
I'm not a man to betray her trust
I said...

Jump the fence
Jump the fence

It didn't take too long to get to the crux
She put out the fire, but not very much
I hit the button, to get her squirmin'
Then I put the worm in
And I said.....

Jump the fence
Jump the fence
Jump the fence
Jump the fence

I think these are some of the worst lyrics of all time. Is there anyone in the world that dares disagree with that statement who isn't 12 and didn't write them?

1 comment:

Paul said...

cut from the same cloth as spinal tap's big bottom